My Five-Year Old Swears and I Don't Give a Shit
I'll preface this all with a couple of clarifications. She doesn't swear THAT much, and it's not, like, at me, or at anyone else. She's pretty conv...
Do you live in your hoodies? Does your kid love to chew? We’re here for you.
Your kids definitely call the shots. But your hoodies?
Those are sacred.
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